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Everyone has had some form of irrational fear, usually dealing with monsters in one’s room, now this is a joke, but I’m not sure where else to share this. Anyways, here is a list of strategies and rules to stop the monsters in your room.

How to Survive Against Monsters

By u/TubularTortoise14

Tactics

• Keep all limbs within the confines of your blankets, even if you have to curl up.

• Always stay under all of your covers, if it gets too hot, take off your shirt or wear shorts.

• Keep your plushies with you at all times, you should always have at least one.

• When leaving the restroom at night, always run back to your room, shut and lock the door, and leap onto your bed as quickly as possible.

• When leaving your room, grab a flashlight and a blunt object for self defense, just in case.

• Close and lock any and all doors, never take chances.

• When leaving the room, turn a light on to ward off monsters while you’re gone.

• Monsters can attack you during the day, but only if it’s dark enough. Even so, it is very rare.

• Close the shower curtain to trap the monster.

• Use the shades on windows to prevent a monster from seeing you.

• If you walk into your room to find the monster there, scream and run to your parents’ room, the monster will leave after a while. Do not waste time on the way back though, they will still attempt to catch you.

• When inside of the shower, you can leave the curtain open so no monster can sneak up on you, or close it all the way so no monster can see you. If you close the curtains, make sure that there are NO CRACKS WHATSOEVER.

• Make sure there is no crawl space under your bed, a monster will likely be hiding there.

Monster Rules

• Monsters cannot lift your sheets, and they will not attack your head.

• If you close your eyes and do not look at the monster, it will not be able to locate you.

• A monster will never wait outside of a door to attack you, but rather on the other side of the house.

• Monsters cannot leave a shower or bathtub with the curtain closed, but they can enter.

• If the lights are on in a room that you must go through in order to reach yours, the monster will not pass through it, that doesn’t mean it won’t get to your room though.

• A monster will never attack your parents room. So even if you share a room with a sibling, you are still vulnerable.

• If you sleep in the same room as your parents do, they will try and find you, but only if you have your own bed.

• Opening a dark closet comes with a high risk of there being a monster inside, even when the room itself is lit up.

*Monsters can enter showers, but cannot exit if the curtain is closed.